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What's the most illegal thing you ever did? from Anonymous

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.


marauders4evr:

wickedgirl24601:


Can we talk about how in tune with each other James and Sirius are? Throughout that whole exchange. One mind.Also - cheerful, confident and rebellious were just about the best adjectives JKR could have possibly used to describe these two.

I’m never letting this off of my dash

I legit once saw a post where the OP was giving James and Sirius hate for attempting to kill the three men on the broomstick. Like…they were Death Eaters. James and Sirius were described to be in their late teens and James was wearing a shirt with a phoenix on it. (Which…by the way…Dumbledore…not very subtle.) Anyway, they were obviously in the Order and the people on the brooms wee obviously Death Eaters and it’s James and Sirius’ job to try and stop them! Some hateful posts are 100% justified but I will never forget that one post.marauders4evr:

wickedgirl24601:


Can we talk about how in tune with each other James and Sirius are? Throughout that whole exchange. One mind.Also - cheerful, confident and rebellious were just about the best adjectives JKR could have possibly used to describe these two.

I’m never letting this off of my dash

I legit once saw a post where the OP was giving James and Sirius hate for attempting to kill the three men on the broomstick. Like…they were Death Eaters. James and Sirius were described to be in their late teens and James was wearing a shirt with a phoenix on it. (Which…by the way…Dumbledore…not very subtle.) Anyway, they were obviously in the Order and the people on the brooms wee obviously Death Eaters and it’s James and Sirius’ job to try and stop them! Some hateful posts are 100% justified but I will never forget that one post.marauders4evr:

wickedgirl24601:


Can we talk about how in tune with each other James and Sirius are? Throughout that whole exchange. One mind.Also - cheerful, confident and rebellious were just about the best adjectives JKR could have possibly used to describe these two.

I’m never letting this off of my dash

I legit once saw a post where the OP was giving James and Sirius hate for attempting to kill the three men on the broomstick. Like…they were Death Eaters. James and Sirius were described to be in their late teens and James was wearing a shirt with a phoenix on it. (Which…by the way…Dumbledore…not very subtle.) Anyway, they were obviously in the Order and the people on the brooms wee obviously Death Eaters and it’s James and Sirius’ job to try and stop them! Some hateful posts are 100% justified but I will never forget that one post.marauders4evr:

wickedgirl24601:


Can we talk about how in tune with each other James and Sirius are? Throughout that whole exchange. One mind.Also - cheerful, confident and rebellious were just about the best adjectives JKR could have possibly used to describe these two.

I’m never letting this off of my dash

I legit once saw a post where the OP was giving James and Sirius hate for attempting to kill the three men on the broomstick. Like…they were Death Eaters. James and Sirius were described to be in their late teens and James was wearing a shirt with a phoenix on it. (Which…by the way…Dumbledore…not very subtle.) Anyway, they were obviously in the Order and the people on the brooms wee obviously Death Eaters and it’s James and Sirius’ job to try and stop them! Some hateful posts are 100% justified but I will never forget that one post.

marauders4evr:

wickedgirl24601:

Can we talk about how in tune with each other James and Sirius are? Throughout that whole exchange. One mind.

Also - cheerful, confident and rebellious were just about the best adjectives JKR could have possibly used to describe these two.

I’m never letting this off of my dash

I legit once saw a post where the OP was giving James and Sirius hate for attempting to kill the three men on the broomstick. Like…they were Death Eaters. James and Sirius were described to be in their late teens and James was wearing a shirt with a phoenix on it. (Which…by the way…Dumbledore…not very subtle.) Anyway, they were obviously in the Order and the people on the brooms wee obviously Death Eaters and it’s James and Sirius’ job to try and stop them! Some hateful posts are 100% justified but I will never forget that one post.

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